I drew this for you guys. Not because you asked for it, but because I knew you needed it.
What’s that? Are you implying I drew this for myself? How dare you. I’ve spent all evening wearing Bananaman pyjamas, and now I don’t know how to take them off. They sounded like a good idea at the time, but now I’m in a nightwear nightmare.
I guess I'd better go to bed now, I don't want to be late for work. When I'm late, they make me do all my work in my underwear. I'm not sure it's legal, but I'm not a lawyer, so I can't fight back.